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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Choose_Not_To_Use_Archive_Warnings, Underage
  Category:
      M/M
  Fandom:
      Homestuck
  Relationship:
      Dad/John_Egbert
  Character:
      Dad_(Homestuck), John_Egbert, Dave_Strider
  Additional Tags:
      Parent/Child_Incest, Sexual_Content, Anal_Sex
  Stats:
      Published: 2013-01-22 Words: 998
****** When you are in need of assistance... ******
by witheringWriter
Summary
     When you are in need of assistance your daddy helps you out.
     (This is what happened when you were too busy to finish Dave's shitty
     Minecraft shack...)
Notes
     Did people want this? Meh.
     Did it anyway because procrastination.
     Brother fic to "When_your_bro_is_bored..."
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"No Egbert, don’t be stupid."
"Hmm? What's that you said?" you asked, pretending not to pay attention.
"What the shit are you doing- Oh my god! You idiot! Who carries a bucket of
lava?!"
"It was a total accident dude," you say with feigned innocence.
"You’re building me a new house, dude…"
"What?! Fuck no!" You even tried looking scandalized before realizing he
wouldn't see a thing.
"Yes you are. Don’t argue. You have to, you just destroyed my pad because you
had lava."
"Like I said! Accident!" you shrugged, smirking a bit. Dave went silent for a
bit before yelling away from the mic.
"Fuck- Yeah, one sec!"
He came back.
"Dammit John, don't you fuck up any more shit while I’m gone!"
"Where you going? Chuck E Cheese?" you joked.
"Ha!- No," he deadpanned.
"My new house needs to be done in 5 minutes; no shitty shacks are allowed. And
it’s a no Egderp zone," he rushed.
"Dave." You could hear a low voice and assumed it was Bro Strider.
"Shit! Bro don’t do that! Fuck!" You were correct and rewarded with a Dave-
screech that you laugh at.
"Egbert shut up, I'm muting."
"Aw. But whyyyyyyyy?! I wanna hear some of Dave's bro's sugoi wisdom," you
said, grinning. You knew his brother was a bit on the 'ironic' lame side but it
was still funny hearing Dave get irritated over your ironic admiration for his
bro.
"No you can’t hear what we’re saying!"
You rolled your eyes but noticed the very clear sound of thumping through your
own earphones.
"Dave. Daaaave! I can hear you doing noth-." You stopped when you heard the
soft panting of your friend and blushed, more blood rushing down south
unexpectedly. You quickly palmed your jeans as a way to make sure but soon
began rocking into it, rubbing your hand in teasing strokes along your crotch.
You actually made sure to mute your microphone before pushing away from your
desk. You held your shirt with your mouth, gritting your teeth and trying not
to salivate all over it.
Soft pants filled your room as you fumbled through undoing your pants and began
tugging at your length, slowly stroking and trying to draw out your orgasm.
You were surprised by your dad standing by the door, leaning on the frame and
watching you. You flushed to your roots but you couldn't stop when you were
already so painfully hard.
"Do you need Daddy to help you?" he said, voice low and knowing. You whimpered
and nodded, legs widening unconsciously.
He strode to where you were and picked you up, gently laying you down on your
bed. He started to stroke you in the same way that you did. The feel was
altogether very different though. His hands were large and rough and he swiped
at the head of you dick, softly sucking you neck at the same time.
Your back arched and you rocked into his large body, panting and moaning and
kissing his neck.
"Ffffuck! Oh my god, Daddy please!" you whimpered. You knew you got off the
Daddy kink as much as he did and you both loved it. He grunted and soon his
pants were undone and he was reaching into your drawer for lube.
"I trust you know what to do, son," he murmured. You nodded slowly, taking the
lube out of his hand and slicking your fingers.
"We only have a few more minutes before Dave is done," you tell him. He nods in
understanding and you stretch yourself out a bit, already a bit ready from
previous encounters.
"Ready," you say. You get on your knees and elbows and mutter, "Hurry."
Your dad rammed into you and you gasped in surprise. He was so big in you even
though you've had him there plenty times before.
"Ah! Daddy! Faster!" you moan. He complies with a small groan. You wanted to
take your time but you also didn't want to keep Dave waiting.
You pushed back and quickly jerked yourself off, slamming your fist down when
Dad pushed himself into you fully. Your brain is a mess and you tried to think
about how much time you had left. You wanted to care but you didn't.
"Dad, I'm almost done! So close!" you hiss. You're a panting mess and you are
moving your ass and trying to draw him in. You tighten your grip on your dick.
"Daaaad!" you cry, cumming in your hand. You dad grunts and inhales sharply as
he buries himself in your ass and cums.
You pant and slump forward, face first into your pillows. Your dad pulls the
rest of him out and grabs his handkerchief, wiping himself off and doing his
pants back up. It didn't last long and it was a disappointment for both of you
but you could have sex later. You were still in the mood now.
"Th-Thanks Dad," you say, smiling. He gave his own small smile and you reach up
to peck his lips. He returns the kiss and you wipe your hands on a used shirt,
returning to your computer. Your timing was almost perfect. Almost being that
you got to witness your best bro's orgasm voice. At least you knew they were
finished.
"Sorry Egbert. Though I hit mute," Dave said, breathless. You laugh and you
could hear another one in the background.
"Shut up!" Dave squeaked. You laughed harder. When you stopped you could hear
Dave asking something.
"Where's my house? You didn't even start!"
You gave a shrug you knew he wouldn't see and giggled, giving a sly glance at
your dad. He grabbed his pipe and blew out the smoke. He was just as impatient
as you.
"I was...a bit busy," you say. You could see your dad smirk when he left the
room. He left something on your bed and you were suddenly alright with the
small show a few moment ago. There was more coming up later.
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